BRAIN FIZZLE

(first written 4-25-2007)

I’m not who you think I am. I can’t be. Because if I’m who you think I am, then you have defined me and I have failed. *BRAIN FIZZLE*

Today’s news was dreadful; nothing new. A car accident left two paralyzed while a man watches the recap on the news while eating a piece of whole wheat, white toast. Butter-side up naturally. *BRAIN FIZZLE*

It seems like every way you turn, drugs are the easy way out. The easy way out of what I ask? The answer seems to be: life. My response is that there is another easy way out of life: suicide. *BRAIN FIZZLE*

Peacock *BRAIN FIZZLE*

Stopping global warming is impossible. Why not stop molecules from moving? The question is not how can we stop polluting? Rather, the question is how do we stabilize the environment? I’ll give anyone who’s listening a hint: it involves the balancing of carbon in the atmosphere. *BRAIN FIZZLE*

The difference between a nerd and a geek: nerds are either smart and/or obsessed with technology, be it video games or all things science fiction. Geeks are socially awkward. Nerds often have geeky tendencies because all they know is intelligence. Geeks often become nerds because of their status as social outcasts. *BRAIN FIZZLE*

Clothes can tell you a lot about the people who wear them…. Or they can tell you nothing at all. 50-50 chances aren’t that bad are they? *BRAIN FIZZLE*

I’m always surprised by how easy it is to screw up and how difficult it is to maintain something that is truly good. It just makes me want to………………oh ice cream! *BRAIN FIZZLE*


*BRAIN FIZZLE*
-The Big Sleazy “keeping you from your child since 1999!”
Special features include: Sam offering his feelings about his mental spasms and………… a puppy!